Once you reach your 6th Year in Hogwarts, you start to get used to all the shit
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| Biggest lie told in schools: | Bullying will not be tolerated. |
My life goal is to have enough $100 bills that fill a bathtub & I want to bathe in my glory & success
my life goal is to sneeze with out farting
I think we’re on two different paths in life
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sorry I can’t go to school tomorrow I fractured my motivation
Guys I said this to my dad once he laughed so hard he let me stay home
(via the-rude-awakening)
“Steve Carell, Jon Stewart and Stephen Colbert: How men would look if they had to pose in ads the way women are expected to.”
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fall out boy, paramore and justin timberlake on the iTunes top 10 charts wow hello 2006
i wasnt even alive in 2006
why the fuck is a six year old on tumblr
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I ate a sweet potato today, and all I could think about was how much Giroro would love to be there haha.
my dad just yelled “IT SOUNDS LIKE YOURE MAKING OUT WITH SOMEONE YOU BETTER NOT HAVE A BOY IN THERE”
(via mess-of-love-and-self-loathing)
I asked my brother to sing a hoedown about pre-scoolers, this is what he sang:
“Today I went to pre-school and some boy ate some ants, I talked to the girl I liked and she pulled down my pants. I chased her through the playground over to the lot, then she kissed me on the cheek which was pretty hot.” Then my other brother joined in with, “WHICH WAS PRETTY HOT!”
My biggest fear is that facebook will go under like myspace, and I will have to start adding my friends all over again.
i wonder if teachers play the “who’s a virgin” game in their heads in class
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